Jenn loves grundles!

Imagine the grossest thing you have seen to date. I will tell you mine. I walked out of my college dorm and saw to my right a moist-looking ball of jet-black hair intentionally stuck between the panels of the low ceilings, flaccidly hanging feet away from the top of my head. My initial thought was of course Ew, followed by a sort of giggle you might get when making fun of someone unfortunate looking - it doesn't feel right, but something expels laughter from your gut as much as you would like in not to. As much as you would like to be disgusted by this creepy mystery ball of pubic-like hair, you find it so funny that someone went out of their way to put it anywhere other than the trash, nonetheless hang it from the ceiling like some sort of victory flag. Either the culprit is mentally deranged, or just plain hilarious. I think I know who the girl that did it is too. She is the one who goes around writing the word 'grundle' on all of the whiteboards in the dorm when she is intoxicated, or maybe she is not intoxicated and does it whenever she wants. I secretly hope its the latter. When I was walking down the hall a couple of weeks ago I saw a expo-marker drawing of a gaping hairy asshole taking a shit into another person's mouth with the words "Jenn loves grundles!" I can't decide if it is simply gross or if I actually appreciate it. If at the very least it is entertaining. It took me a while to figure out what 'grundle' even meant, but thankfully the drawing was very detailed. Needless to say it cleared things up. Poor Jenn. Here is to your grundle-loving self, and to the revolting mass of free-floating hair - thank you both for the making me laugh. I needed it.