I just found out that I've been spending nonexistent money for the past two weeks and I am now facing overdraft charges of over $100 dollars .. that I don't have because I'm literally at a negative amount. Not only are my parents pissed beyond belief because we're dirt broke, but I am supposed to buy $700 dollars worth of books next week. I hate money... and online banking. Can't we go back to bartering or something? Maybe bribery. I'd also be willing to give some sexual favors if it meant these charges would go away. I wish that I were even kidding. 100 dollars of the 200 that I have made over this break of hard work down the drain and to the man.